I love my brother, I really do.
So we were shopping, because food is very important around here, and some guy comes up behind both of us and smacks his ass. My brother turned around so fast and bellowed as low as he can at the poor boy. Oh lordy, if you've never seen my brother, he's adorable, but he looks so much like a woman it's scary...and his voice being lower than mine and...it's like seeing a supermodel with a bass range, oh man...poor boy ran away...unfortunately then EVERYONE within earshot was staring and he batted his pretty lashes and tried in his best falsetto to explain it...it failed, we didn't gt the groceries either.
It was so worth it though. I wish I'd had a camera for those faces!